Improvisations on a theme. We used bits from various x-mas media to accompany our fifty-piece band in a slay rite destined to evoke that little Krampus inside you. Obviously we were going to do a Christmas album, as any self-respecting band aspires toward. Up on the rooftop, opportunity paused, and invited us to perform a short set at Pete Balestrieri's annual weird X-mas show party. We're mustard men by birth, you know, and this is strictly following our honourable code when I tell you as much. Anyways, throughout the process of finding our Christmust Spirit, we realized we had a timeless holiday masterpiece on our sticky minty hands begloved in gingerbread crumbs.